Your current website sucks, there's nothing I can do about that. You need to face the fact that times have changed. Candy doesn't taste as good anymore, you need an energy drink to stay awake in the middle of the day and your website is still in tables.

I know you paid a lot of money for it because it was the late 90's and designer were robbing you blind to put up a splash page, but times have changed. I'm going to be Frank, you can still be whoever you are, but I'm a busy guy and I don't want to update your site every time you need to put an umlaute up.

A Wordpress design is much more easier for both of us, mainly me. I will create a design that we can both mildly agree on. Then we, and by we I mean me, add your text, pictures, videos, podcasts... what else do you have?

Then, here's the best part, you update the site through a web interface anytime you want. The only catch is you'll need at least dial up to connect to the internet to make these changes. I can send over some AOL 900 hour free CDs, or send you directions to the nearest Starbucks if you need internet access, otherwise just connect.

Look, you can sit there crying about how your website never gets updated because of [insert excuses here], or you can do it yourself. Either way, just check out the portfolio page because I'm done typing.